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The owners of all patents ever issued have each been served with a court order today, informing them that they face legal action unless they agree to compensate Microsoft, who claim to have patented the ‘patent’ in 1620.

Via The Spoof! (Yes! It’s a spoof!)

It seems that everybody is talking about it. Microsoft claims it’s the cure for most of system administrator’s headaches. IBM doesn’t recomend it yet: “While this patch may be good news for other Microsoft Windows XP owners, IBM is directing XP users not to install SP2″.

BBSpot presents a list of Top 11 Updates That Aren’t in Windows XP Service Pack 2. Among them, my favourite: Pre-installed MyDoom virus.

Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, had gathered a team to develop “a computer as powerful and easy to use as a desktop model, but small enough to fit in a pocket”. Originally dubbed Vulcan miniPC, it was shown at DEMO 2004 unde the name FlipStart.

General features:

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Soon the user interface will take a quantum leap thanks to a Microsoft usability inovation.

Win2000 is really secure!!! Haven’t you heard of the “Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords” error message?
MS-KB276304